For the first 40 minutes, this was just fine. DeVito, resting his hairy beach ball of a body on a sofa, smoking and flipping through Penthouse, delivers pithy one-liner after pithy one-liner. He's a credible enough salesman, if endowed with rather better dialogue than most. He establishes his Phil and makes us warm to him; Phil, we gather as he discourses on character and fate, is really short for "philosopher". DeVito plays Plato, and Facinelli is his pupil-cum-foil.