Little Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star was adored in the 1970s for his gap-toothed grin and grating TV catchphrase 'this is nucking nuts'. Strangely, this did not translate into life-long success, and now thirtysomething Dickie (David Spade) is parking cars in LA and dreaming of a comeback. When Rob Reiner says he'll never be an actor because he missed out on a normal childhood (hmmm), Dickie pays a suburban family to foster him. Thence onwards we trip down the well-worn path: family values traded for a few tips on how to stand up to bullies, etc. Cameos from ex-Lost Boy Corey Feldman and Barry Williams (Brady Bunch) remind us of the poignancy of ex-child stars - and none of it is in this lacklustre mock-doc. There's the odd sweet moment, and Spade is surprisingly likeable, but otherwise it is, as little Dickie might say, just the usual cucking frap.