Culture | FilmOther films on releaseAntonia Quirke|Evening Standard10 April 2012ANAZAPTA Cert 15, 110 minsA mysterious, 14th-century French soldier is held hostage by the graceful damsel Lena Heady, while everyone else in the village inexplicably starts developing boils. This campy, costume melodrama was reportedly inspired by a summer Tube ride. "I wanted to write something about smells," says director Alberto Sciamma.CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN Cert PG, 89 minsA film made for eight-year-old girls, with 18-year-olds playing 14-year-olds. A butter-wouldn't-melt flick that adores its heroine, Lola (Lindsay Lohan), with her crushes, clothes and role in a school production of Pygmalion.RE-INVENTING EDDIE Cert 15, 93 minsThis stars the great John Lynch as Eddie, loving father and besotted husband placed under surveillance after his daughter mentions that he likes to dress up as a mad granny.WHERE'S FIRUZE Cert 15, 136 minsInsane Turkish comedy about a couple of record producers finding the singer of their dreams.MARRIED/UNMARRIED XCert 18, 100 minsTwo couples, Paul and Amanda (married), and Danny and Kim (unmarried) talk about infidelity, in flats, cafès and hotels. Narcissistic, confused, inadvertently hilarious.DEMONLOVER No Cert, 120 minsA woman working for a powerful conglomerate negotiates the acquisition of a company making pornographic 3-D Manga. Director Olivier Assayas, one-time critic for the Cahiers du Cinèma, says, "Demonlover is neither virtuous nor right-thinking." Spot on.PERFORMANCE Cert 18, 106 minsA welcome reissue for Nicolas Roeg's 1970 debut. Mick Jagger thrills in this gangster flick-turned-riddle-turned-debate about art.Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen Cert: certPGMORE ABOUTArmed ConflictArmyComputer CrimeFranceMilitaryStyles And Clothes