And just to make matters worse, he's a writer, too, and a very good one at that. His first novel, The Hottest State, came out six years ago to largely good reviews. Newsweek acknowledged it as "one of the least pretentious things ever written by someone with a goatee", which as compliments for an actor-who-writes-novels go, is quite something. His latest novel, Ash Wednesday, has also been very well received, a state of affair guaranteed to confuse Hollywood yet further.