Island saga hits rocks

This B-movie-style, desert-island saga features Billy Zane and Juan Pablo Di Pace fighting over a bikini-clad Kelly Brook - until he who catches the fishes, catches the girl.

Zane plays Jack, nasty husband to Jennifer (Brook). His expensive boat goes down after being accidentally set on fire by Manuel (Di Pace), their grumpy servant.

When they are all washed up on the island, servant becomes master, and the wife succumbs to his charms.

Anyone who has seen Polanski's brilliant and similarly plotted Knife in the Water should ignore this melodramatic nonsense, toothsome as Brook looks with practically nothing on.

Three
Cert: cert15