Still, it's not bad for the boy from Bexhill, East Sussex, whose father, a purser with P and O, was away 11 months of the year. He escaped his miserable childhood by excelling at Cambridge. Now he is one of Britain's most talented living playwrights and has been married for 10 years, glamorously, to fashion designer Nicole Farhi. So he needn't worry what to wear on the big night? "I'm wearing a dinner jacket, like every other idiot. But it's from her shop." He giggles. "I try to keep the side up."