All fag, no shags...

Based on characters from Viz, Fat Slags truly licks the toilet bowl of British humour - not because it's smutty, just because it's crap.

A lavvy-paper cheap script, littered with desperate 'celebs' from Les Dennis to Angus Deayton, lacks the scandalous filthy fun of the adult comic original - as do the slags themselves.

All fags, no shags, as San 'n' Tray, too-thespy Sophie Thompson and Fiona Allen, just aren't fat or slaggy enough - even their body suits seem insufficiently grotesque.

Bottom line: when 'starring Geri Halliwell' isn't the lowest point of a movie, you've really got to worry.

Fat Slags
Cert: cert15