With Christian Rome, at least after the papacy's economically disastrous sojourn in Avignon from 1305 to 1376 - the effect of which he likens to Los Angeles losing the entertainment business - he is even more spoilt for choice. There are, of course, Michelangelo's Sistine ceiling, Borromini's churches, Caravaggio's transformative paintings (an artist who "thrashed about in Seicento Rome like a shark in a net"), Canova's sculptures and, above all, Bernini, "the marble megaphone of papal orthodoxy".