Martin and his girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow, had checked into Rae's, an Art Deco-meets-Moroccan hotel overlooking Wategos beach. Its seven suites (there are no plain rooms) are a private haven for the super-famous: Tom and Nicole; Nicole, Ewan McGregor and Baz Luhrmann; Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan; Russell and his new wife ... The week before I was there, Keith Richards and his family were staying, and owner Vincent Rae, a fortysomething surfer dude, says anyone making a film in Sydney "pops up for a few days". Since that includes an awful lot of Hollywood blockbusters - from The Matrix films to the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Alexander the Great - you can imagine the roll call of stars floating around. This being Byron Bay, though, nobody bats a chilled-out eyelid.