But Dominic Raab clings on in Esher and IG chief market analyst Chris Beauchamp quips: “Presumably he’s off now off to find out where the Channel is.”
03:00am: Supplies running low - sweets, chocolates and anything sugary finished off. Trading floor is starting to get narky. I don’t fancy my chances against these protein-shaked gym bunnies.
New Redcar MP just 26 years of age, the svelte Hugh Edwards announces. Everyone starting to feel very old.
03:44am: Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson loses her seat by just 149 votes and SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon is filmed off camera celebrating like a lunatic. So much for the sisterhood, quips one trader.
05:20am:FTSE 100 expected to open up 20 points as the scale of the Tory victory settles in. Dennis Skinner loses Bolsover after 49 years and the electoral map of Britain has changed for good.
06:30am: A young whipper snapper arrives late and he’s missed the first morning meeting. It’s a tough old world in the Square Mile and he’s sent out for an office wide order of coffees and bacon sandwiches. Jeremy Corbyn’s not the only one having a rough day.
08:00am: Markets open, the FTSE 100 shoots up and the FTSE 250 hits an all-time high.