However, we won’t hear how much the pair are being paid for their services (rumour has it they are on a performance-related package worth more than Bolland’s salary).
The boss also won’t reveal how much longer he plans to stay with M&S, despite reports that he told the company’s board he plans to stick around for another two years.
Nor will he break down international sales by country (again, rumour has it, the reason for this is because Ireland is performing dreadfully) and womenswear is unlikely to be separated out from the rest of the non-food sales, unless they are good.
The City will love it and customers will remain as confused as ever about what M&S actually stands for.