The late, great Sir Alastair Morton, whose pioneering achievement was to get the Channel Tunnel built, had a cute way of disarming media critics of the project. Just think, he would joke, of all the stories they would miss out on if the project did not go ahead: imagine, for instance, that the Brits began tunnelling from Folkestone and the French did likewise from Calais but then the two halves failed to join up?