The Dinner Party’s political wing, also known as the Conservatives, is busy at the barricades too. Their great blond hope, Boris Johnson, is so worked up over the idea that one begins to fear spontaneous combustion. Never has such a consensus of opprobrium been assembled against what we’re informed is an “unfair”, “vindictive”, “envious”, “counterproductive”, “impractical” proposal to levy an annual charge on the homes of property millionaires.