Company headquarters have been reclad with new marble and the party is swinging. Even the dullest CEO can own a yacht, go to Davos, mingle with stars and perhaps grip the hand of the most extravagant and ornate business leader of all time: the President of the US.
It’s time to shake the tree, thinks the man from the land of Melrose. There are good businesses out there (such as GKN or Siemens) that generate cash but are lumbered with too much cost, research and consultancy.
Close the head office, sack a layer of management, send the PRs packing and delete the budget item called “fun stuff”.
Then, carefully pick the fruit left to rot on the branch by the former bosses, pay out a special dividend to please the greedy funds and begin again to pad those slender margins to generate more cash, money that will be needed to repay the bankers.
Fund managers do undertsand the game of corporate raid.
It returns with tedious regularity in every late boom cycle. What they don’t get is the dawn of a new kind of conglomerate.
While Siemens and its ilk fret about a Melrose sniffing at their cash flow, the really big, sprawling monster is being assembled elsewhere.
On the other side of the Atlantic, famous companies with very expensive shares are doing all the wrong things: chasing sales, ignoring profit, creating more layers of management and building prestige corporate headquarters. Worse than that, according to the conglomerate-haters, they are expanding horizontally, buying extraneous businesses to create a vast portfolio of companies supported by a technology “platform”.
Amazon was an online bookseller which then added videos, household goods, toys and music. It became a technology seller, an entertainment company, a fashion brand, a logistics provider, food delivery business and, recently, it bought a supermarket chain.
Google has gone further adrift, refashioning itself with a new corporate holding company, Alphabet, which owns not just the core search-engine business and YouTube but the so-called “moonshots”, the expensive forays into driverless cars, biotech and drones, beloved of Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
An investor can take a view as to whether Alphabet’s moonshots will one day become earthbound cash generators.
More problematic is whether the American Department of Justice will continue to turn a blind eye to the monopoly risk in the horizontal expansion of Amazon across new business sectors and markets. There may come a day when the word “platform” is viewed with the same suspicion as “conglomerate”.