Kate stayed watching it on the loo so long I told her she would develop constipation, and persuaded her to come to the restaurant, called Oscar. (You will, Kate, you will.) The bar was packed, the young clientele casually dressed. The waiters, natch, were in black. In Oscar, the hubbub was so great we had difficulty making conversation. I would not advise it as the place for a sexual proposal, decent or otherwise. It was lucky we didn't fancy each other.